No girls here. I guess I could register and pretend to be a girl if you'd like.


Bald men look like big babies.


I think she was commenting more about the fact that his bald head was on fire and not his physical appearence. Without hair the scalp mysteriously catches fire from time to time. Another disadvantage to being bald.


Deal or no deal.


I LOVE TO SHAVE MY HEAD DO U SHAVE UR PUSSY LOL


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