Good luck finding another set like that. They just don't make nuts like they used to.
LUG NUT... GET IT? HAHA.
Future parents beware: circumsising your son will prevent him from ever reaching his full droopy testicle potential.
Sorry guys, can't come out and play right now. Dad spanked my nuts because I didn't take out the garbage last night.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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