Good luck finding another set like that. They just don't make nuts like they used to.


LUG NUT... GET IT? HAHA.


Future parents beware: circumsising your son will prevent him from ever reaching his full droopy testicle potential.


Sorry guys, can't come out and play right now. Dad spanked my nuts because I didn't take out the garbage last night.

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