Killed countless girls with that ejaculate he did.


Freeballing is actually required to attend a recording of The Price is Right in order to satisfy Drew Carey's unquenchable flapping balls fetish.


HONEY, I LITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND THE SCIENCE AND PHYSICS BEHIND SHAVING AND HOW YOU ARE ABLE TO DO IT.


Pft, novice.


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