By now I think it's a well known fact that teenagers don't know shit about anything on the planet, especially about sex.
Eeeww, that makes it double gross!
"Mom Thinks I'm Gay's" is so light in his loafers he can counteract gravity.
It means you should stop storing your car keys in your vagina.
Dear 18 And Testicles Have Not Dropped, Penis Small & Thin,
I could have sworn Teddy Ruxpin was gay.
Make like a tree and let some weird kid molest you!
I hope "1 inch College Boy" finds whatever he's looking for. (Probably a magnifying glass.)
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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