By now I think it's a well known fact that teenagers don't know shit about anything on the planet, especially about sex.
Eeeww, that makes it double gross!
"Mom Thinks I'm Gay's" is so light in his loafers he can counteract gravity.
It means you should stop storing your car keys in your vagina.
Dear 18 And Testicles Have Not Dropped, Penis Small & Thin,
I could have sworn Teddy Ruxpin was gay.
Make like a tree and let some weird kid molest you!
I hope "1 inch College Boy" finds whatever he's looking for. (Probably a magnifying glass.)
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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