TeenHealthFX

By now I think it's a well known fact that teenagers don't know shit about anything on the planet, especially about sex.

Eeeww, that makes it double gross!

"Mom Thinks I'm Gay's" is so light in his loafers he can counteract gravity.

It means you should stop storing your car keys in your vagina.

Dear 18 And Testicles Have Not Dropped, Penis Small & Thin,
Hahahahahahhaha.
Signed: Everyone

I could have sworn Teddy Ruxpin was gay.

Make like a tree and let some weird kid molest you!

I hope "1 inch College Boy" finds whatever he's looking for. (Probably a magnifying glass.)

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