In this week's feature we explore the Battle.net forums, which is just another overturned dining car in the trainwreck that is the internet. Now on with the show!
There's nothing like starting off your crappy internet feature with a pointless debate! "nightear" is a man on a mission.
"Wierd_O" earned his money sucking dick for a living.
I buy a lot of porn. My dedication to the industry should entitle me to have sex with a few adult film stars of my choice.
I can't even begin to fathom how this guy manages to breathe on his own.
See, I wasn't going to buy the game anyway so I should be able to download it with no questions asked!
What an exciting game to play on a sunny unemployed afternoon.
"i_ownz_kirby's" questions are so advanced that Professor Baron von Schnidelbersch has been hard at work figuring out the answers to them for six weeks. You go girl!
Yours is a penis only a mother could love.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.