In this week's feature we explore the Battle.net forums, which is just another overturned dining car in the trainwreck that is the internet. Now on with the show!
There's nothing like starting off your crappy internet feature with a pointless debate! "nightear" is a man on a mission.
"Wierd_O" earned his money sucking dick for a living.
I buy a lot of porn. My dedication to the industry should entitle me to have sex with a few adult film stars of my choice.
I can't even begin to fathom how this guy manages to breathe on his own.
See, I wasn't going to buy the game anyway so I should be able to download it with no questions asked!
What an exciting game to play on a sunny unemployed afternoon.
"i_ownz_kirby's" questions are so advanced that Professor Baron von Schnidelbersch has been hard at work figuring out the answers to them for six weeks. You go girl!
Yours is a penis only a mother could love.
In case you read my profile online and got excited, I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.