If it'll keep him from reproducing, I don't have a problem with it.
Hahaha, what the hell?
What if "Sixteen" talked to girls?
This reminds me of how grandma would go on and on about Days of Our Lives.
Oh, you rascal.
Here's how very fat people make excuses for getting out of heavy physical work.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Old mixed signals feeling a little stale? Try some new ones!
day 2: still working on the car
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