If it'll keep him from reproducing, I don't have a problem with it.
Hahaha, what the hell?
What if "Sixteen" talked to girls?
This reminds me of how grandma would go on and on about Days of Our Lives.
Oh, you rascal.
Here's how very fat people make excuses for getting out of heavy physical work.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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