If it'll keep him from reproducing, I don't have a problem with it.

Hahaha, what the hell?

What if "Sixteen" talked to girls?

This reminds me of how grandma would go on and on about Days of Our Lives.

Oh, you rascal.

Here's how very fat people make excuses for getting out of heavy physical work.

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