Cartoons will always live on in my heart.
Dust is the most dangerous member of the Axis of Allergens.
This is the most romantic story I've heard in the last several minutes.
I don't know, but when someone has a problem NOT looking at drawings of underage girls, it might be time for the ol' suicide shuffle.
It's always a good idea to plan for the future.
I've been wasting my life longer than you have!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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