Cartoons will always live on in my heart.
Dust is the most dangerous member of the Axis of Allergens.
This is the most romantic story I've heard in the last several minutes.
I don't know, but when someone has a problem NOT looking at drawings of underage girls, it might be time for the ol' suicide shuffle.
It's always a good idea to plan for the future.
I've been wasting my life longer than you have!
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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