Cartoons will always live on in my heart.
Dust is the most dangerous member of the Axis of Allergens.
This is the most romantic story I've heard in the last several minutes.
I don't know, but when someone has a problem NOT looking at drawings of underage girls, it might be time for the ol' suicide shuffle.
It's always a good idea to plan for the future.
I've been wasting my life longer than you have!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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