Howdy folks. A few years ago, we were first acquainted with the caring pet-lovers over at Beast Forum, so I figured that we should check back in with them and see if having sex with pigs and chickens is still as great as ever.

Why do girls always want to tell me about their dreams, regardless of whether they contain dogsex or not.

It brings families together I tells ya.

What? No option for "Male CD zoocurious?" This poll is flawed!

Try using "neeeeeeiiigh" as your safety word.


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