Wait a second, boars shoot projectile gel out of their cocks when they're fucking humans? That's badass.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first case of "back in time to fuck the family dog" in response to the "if you had a time machine..." question.
Bark once for "yes I want you to anally rape me" or stare at me and wag your tail for "yes I want you to anally rape me"
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Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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