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Ed and Mike sound like the best of friends.
Here is the SEA HAG you ordered bwahahahaha.
Lack of English you say.
It's almost as if she was so preoccupied with having sex for cash with a complete stranger that we couldn't even make a connection.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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