"Can you help me find my house?"
Technologically advanced species come from light years around to catch reruns of Sanford and Son on "abductee48's" 21" RCA. Yeah, that's plausible.
I take it back! The aliens have constructed a monument to Redd Foxx!
Shadow Person takes it to the hoop.
He's pretty confident for a ghost.
THE DARK LORD LUCIFER DEMANDS YOUR SUBJECTION AND CONDIMENTS
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Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Sompsoons Art Thrad
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