The way our country is headed it might one day be legal to own a cat with a dog's head fused onto it's ass. A man can dream can't he?
Jesus, Jesus, He's our man! If he can't do it no one can! Gooooo Jesus!
I wish someone's master plan would be to build a giant robot and destroy Texas with it.
I'm sure he means the McDonalds corporation and not Jewish people. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Well what aren't the Jews responsible for then?
Well I'm racist against numbers but you don't hear me complaining about math classes. Pussy.
I'm guessing "White Knight" wasn't a big fan of Lando Calrissean.
And finally, the biggest moron the internet has to offer.
If this feature has taught us anything, and it hasn't, it's that racists want nothing more than to have the gigantic genitals of a black man, the math skills of a Jewish person, and the discipline of an Asian man. Through the power of genetic engineering we can accomplishment this feat. Find it in your heart and donate your car or boat to this wonderful cause. Join us next week when we feature stained office furniture discussion forums.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends ukr, BrutalMikal, Laser Soup, Anders, Shizuka, Axe Maniac, Kp, Lioness, Kommienzuspadt, Nutzack, Uber-Cake, DoctorWTF, lenin, k_killmore, Key Grip, DanSTC, Devine, Spechel EDD, dukeku, Thauros, LeftHandBlue, Propaniac, Yakbutter, Epicutioner, and ricardobaltazar for contributing to this report. Without these fine men and men I wouldn't be able to muster up the courage to wear women's underwear to various sporting events.
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The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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