When "SonGokou1685" dies his headstone will read, "Likes most J-Pop".
Oh that's easy.
1. Nicole Kidman
"Loki DeNiro" has some very vivid dreams.
What a moron! He forgot the fight between SSJ Goku Saiyan and Super Vegita Z Chibi MAJIN GOKU CLONE KILLER.
Thirteen year olds. Sigh.
People who don't speak Japanese, and yet say or type Japanese words, have a kind of mental condition where they are ashamed of who they are and wish to be something else. You know this guy is laying in bed at night wondering why he had to be born in the United States and can't know the joys of groping some school girl on the subway ride home. I mean, hey, it's great to learn another language and all but come on, we know you want to learn that shit so you can watch anime without the subtitles.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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