YOU ARE SO CONTROVERSIAL AND IN MY FACE.

Shut up already.

44 percent of Gamestop revenue is earned because of those guys!

NO ONE CARES.

"Loki DeNiro's" terrorist crossover scripts are going to take him far someday.

Your random bantering is lame no matter where you post it.

It just looks like a regular gay sex chat log to me.

If you drink your milk everyday then your sister might not beat you up anymore and take the computer.

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