Zug zug.

It turns out that "EWom" is bigfoot! Oh no!

I LIKE PROBED BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE.

That's the best kind of photo!

It's called bullshitting the general public and apparently David Blaine is very good at it.

Fuck Robin Hood! Steal from the rich and give to the poor my ass. THAT DIDN'T STOP YOU FROM BECOMING A GHOST NOW DID IT ASSHOLE?!

In Iraq they don't wear shoes.

IT COULD HAVE BEEN A RACCOON. FUCK.

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