It turns out that "EWom" is bigfoot! Oh no!
I LIKE PROBED BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE.
That's the best kind of photo!
It's called bullshitting the general public and apparently David Blaine is very good at it.
Fuck Robin Hood! Steal from the rich and give to the poor my ass. THAT DIDN'T STOP YOU FROM BECOMING A GHOST NOW DID IT ASSHOLE?!
In Iraq they don't wear shoes.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN A RACCOON. FUCK.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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