The internet is a gentlemen's club.

Too bad they already did that in Final Fantasy.

What do you want? A fucking cookie?!

Well, Duke Nukem is on some sort of time train that's for sure.

Hahaha what the fuck?

DUKE drives his DUKEMOBILE to his DUKEMANSION and pays for DUKECONDOMS with his DUKECREDITCARD. I just wrote a DUKESENTENCE about a DUKEVIDEOGAME. DUKE!

You know, if there was a nobel prize for procrastination George Broussard would be King Crab. Sorry but I don't care about Duke Nukem anymore. There's only one Duke I enjoy, and that's Duke Phillips.

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