The internet is a gentlemen's club.
Too bad they already did that in Final Fantasy.
What do you want? A fucking cookie?!
Well, Duke Nukem is on some sort of time train that's for sure.
Hahaha what the fuck?
DUKE drives his DUKEMOBILE to his DUKEMANSION and pays for DUKECONDOMS with his DUKECREDITCARD. I just wrote a DUKESENTENCE about a DUKEVIDEOGAME. DUKE!
You know, if there was a nobel prize for procrastination George Broussard would be King Crab. Sorry but I don't care about Duke Nukem anymore. There's only one Duke I enjoy, and that's Duke Phillips.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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