Let me guess, she has red hair.
The only way for these people to come down from a drug high is to take more drugs.
Yeah well I can bench 455, squat 800, and run the 80 yard dash in 1 second. All I eat is dirt! So nyah!
She stole my drugs.
HOPE OVER DOPE.
JUMPROPE OVER DOPE.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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