Let me guess, she has red hair.
The only way for these people to come down from a drug high is to take more drugs.
Yeah well I can bench 455, squat 800, and run the 80 yard dash in 1 second. All I eat is dirt! So nyah!
She stole my drugs.
HOPE OVER DOPE.
JUMPROPE OVER DOPE.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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