Let me guess, she has red hair.
The only way for these people to come down from a drug high is to take more drugs.
Yeah well I can bench 455, squat 800, and run the 80 yard dash in 1 second. All I eat is dirt! So nyah!
She stole my drugs.
HOPE OVER DOPE.
JUMPROPE OVER DOPE.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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