Hey there's plenty of hatred to go around!
THEY GOT GOD TOO?! Oh you sick fucks.
You go girl.
I don't think he's into that sort of thing.
Wah wah wah.
The grandmother is the only smart one in this story. If it were my grandmother he wouldn't be able to kill himself, she'd do it for him.
YEAH BUT USUALLY IT'S DONE TO KIDS BY KIDS WHO ARE THE SAME FUCKING AGE.
KILL YOURSELF NOW.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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