Hey there's plenty of hatred to go around!
THEY GOT GOD TOO?! Oh you sick fucks.
You go girl.
I don't think he's into that sort of thing.
Wah wah wah.
The grandmother is the only smart one in this story. If it were my grandmother he wouldn't be able to kill himself, she'd do it for him.
YEAH BUT USUALLY IT'S DONE TO KIDS BY KIDS WHO ARE THE SAME FUCKING AGE.
KILL YOURSELF NOW.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
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