I hope you die.

Rest assured I take solace in the fact that I HAVE NOT HAD SEX WITH AN EIGHT YEAR OLD NOR DO I FANTASIZE ABOUT DOING SO.

Here's a guy who we know has pedophile porn on his computer. The part I blacked out is of a naked boy on the beach but "Joecool4218" has put that lovely message over the pelvic region. And for the record, seeing a child's penis does cause sexual abuse. SOMEONE HAD TO TAKE THE PICTURE YOU GODDAMN MORON.

Shut that whole fucking organization down.

Enough of these fucking worthless pedophile sacks of crap. Now it's time to say hello to the freaks we like. The fun part of the feature starts on the next page.

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