If this is the Singapore Online Discussion network then why are they speaking English? It's obviously not working out for them.

People from Singapore are such inquisitive people.

"blowfish" is living the dream.

She a normal level-headed female. I see nothing wrong with it!

Your birthday is September 25th?! That's one of the dates on my list! WILL YOU MARRY ME?!

I think he's asking, "Why do they check ID when you buy ciggarettes but not when you buy condoms?" It took me 12 hours to figure that out.

Only the toughest issues are discused over there at the Singapore Network.

YOU DON'T SAY!

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