Now that's poetry my l'il homie, true poetry.


ROBOT ROLL CALL


CLAIMIN DA BABY GAP RITE HERE


I have a feeling this might actually be a role-playing forum. d20 rules?


That's impossible! 100 percent is the most real you can keep it!


I could read this stuff all day.


The face of death.


The only thing I know about this post is that there are numbers and letters in it.


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