This is like the World of WarCraft nerd of the rap world.


Oh, I get it now. They are all 14.


THE SENATE BLOODS HAVE TO PASS THE BILL IN THE SENATE BUT THE HOUSE CRIPS CAN BLOCK WITH A MAJORITY VOTE.


These are words to live by.


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– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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