The entire populace of Mexico is my relative.
ARE YOU A BOY? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A MATE? ARE YOU 10? CAN YOU OPERATE A CAN OPENER? WILL YOU FEED MY PETS WHILE I'M ON VACATION?
I hate Justin Timberlake as much as the next guy, but when you state you hate him in favor of Celine Dion that causes my cat to get upset and yell at me.
If you like horses you will love this post.
"Martin" just wants somebody to love. I'm sorry but considering what you look like you can only get that for forty bucks an hour in Las Vegas.
This image almost gave me a heart attack.
BOYS RULE GIRLS DROOL.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.