The entire populace of Mexico is my relative.

ARE YOU A BOY? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A MATE? ARE YOU 10? CAN YOU OPERATE A CAN OPENER? WILL YOU FEED MY PETS WHILE I'M ON VACATION?

I hate Justin Timberlake as much as the next guy, but when you state you hate him in favor of Celine Dion that causes my cat to get upset and yell at me.

If you like horses you will love this post.

Jesus Christ.

"Martin" just wants somebody to love. I'm sorry but considering what you look like you can only get that for forty bucks an hour in Las Vegas.

This image almost gave me a heart attack.

BOYS RULE GIRLS DROOL.

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