Write a leaflet about pig farms.
DON'T LIKE LIFE
GETTING BULLIED ON THE INTERNET
GRANDMA WON'T STOP CALLING
MISSED THE BUS THIS MORNING
CAT HATES ME
GASSY AND BLOATED
FUCK YOU MOM
Love has no place on the internet. The closest thing to online love is being called a faggot on a Counter-Strike forum.
Sometimes I think that every post we feature in Weekend Web is some kind of fabrication by some mad genious. At least I hope so. I know I've said it countless times before but I really can't believe people are this dumb.
"Trinity Helper" got a ticket out of that hellhole and never looked back once.
They should make a game for Eye Toy where you whore yourself on cam and are awarded virtual gifts from your Amazon.com wishlist based on how well you're doing.
Oh. My. God. What an evil bitch! 1,000 words?! That is much too much for one person!
Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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