Write a leaflet about pig farms.

DON'T LIKE LIFE

GETTING BULLIED ON THE INTERNET

GRANDMA WON'T STOP CALLING

MISSED THE BUS THIS MORNING

CAT HATES ME

GASSY AND BLOATED

FUCK YOU MOM

Love has no place on the internet. The closest thing to online love is being called a faggot on a Counter-Strike forum.

Sometimes I think that every post we feature in Weekend Web is some kind of fabrication by some mad genious. At least I hope so. I know I've said it countless times before but I really can't believe people are this dumb.

"Trinity Helper" got a ticket out of that hellhole and never looked back once.

They should make a game for Eye Toy where you whore yourself on cam and are awarded virtual gifts from your Amazon.com wishlist based on how well you're doing.

Oh. My. God. What an evil bitch! 1,000 words?! That is much too much for one person!

Teachers! Leave them kids alone!

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