Thanks, hermit.

"Visual Ray Wizard" is probably a fun neighbor to have.

Go back to bed.

You know, they have regular planes now too.

It's raining in some places and sunny in others. WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENT DOING TO US?!?

I liked the NWO a whole lot more back when Hulk Hogan was running it.

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