RingSurf

This badly designed forum with categories for everything from computer hacking to Zoroastrianism shows up in search engine results all over the place. That's how they get their share of shitty posts.

I also sent my credit card and social security numbers to "WyteWizzard" just in case.

It would be so neat to be a hacker, you could make all kinds of cool friends.

To hell with fancy contemporary names, it's all about names like James, Betty, Susan, and Ramrod.

Don't count on it honey.

YEAH ENOUGH OF THIS COWBOY HORSESHIT

Sons of bitches.

FAKE HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA - LOW RESERVE - EXPELLED OR STUPID STUDENTS L@@K

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