The fancy new Xbox 360 came out this week, and depending on who you ask the most popular launch title is either Product Shortage Anger or That Black System Error Screen.
Go rot in... the alamo?
I have a feeling he works at Gamestop. It's just a hunch.
Super cool hint: Don't admit to playing 50 Cent Bulletproof.
If this is the biggest tragedy in your life I envy you.
Then after a few weeks of getting bored of the launch titles your credit card bill comes and a new round of questions which you ask yourself begin!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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