The fancy new Xbox 360 came out this week, and depending on who you ask the most popular launch title is either Product Shortage Anger or That Black System Error Screen.
Go rot in... the alamo?
I have a feeling he works at Gamestop. It's just a hunch.
Super cool hint: Don't admit to playing 50 Cent Bulletproof.
If this is the biggest tragedy in your life I envy you.
Then after a few weeks of getting bored of the launch titles your credit card bill comes and a new round of questions which you ask yourself begin!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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