Xbox

The fancy new Xbox 360 came out this week, and depending on who you ask the most popular launch title is either Product Shortage Anger or That Black System Error Screen.

Go rot in... the alamo?

I have a feeling he works at Gamestop. It's just a hunch.

Super cool hint: Don't admit to playing 50 Cent Bulletproof.

If this is the biggest tragedy in your life I envy you.

Then after a few weeks of getting bored of the launch titles your credit card bill comes and a new round of questions which you ask yourself begin!

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