The fancy new Xbox 360 came out this week, and depending on who you ask the most popular launch title is either Product Shortage Anger or That Black System Error Screen.
Go rot in... the alamo?
I have a feeling he works at Gamestop. It's just a hunch.
Super cool hint: Don't admit to playing 50 Cent Bulletproof.
If this is the biggest tragedy in your life I envy you.
Then after a few weeks of getting bored of the launch titles your credit card bill comes and a new round of questions which you ask yourself begin!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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