Aren't you excited that someday we'll be able to beam Internet content directly into our brains?

Me neither.


Chicago Graffiti Forums

The only thing I know about graffiti is someone wrote "TRON" all over my fence a few years ago. Joke's on them, though, because that fence burned down.

Scientists are still hard at work trying to decipher this.

hiphopcheerleader should holla for the police.

Not likely.

Even if anyone knew what you were talking about, I don't think they'd care.

I wish your car's gas tank would "spark up"

Sounds like someone just rented Master of Disguise.

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