Everyone open your books to Nugs chapter 4, verse 20. Today we'll be reading about the cRuNkOcAlYpSe.
The only thing I know of my grandpa ever writing was a mean letter to ABC for cancelling MacGyver.
Hee hee, someone named "Sine" is bad at math.
I CAN'T HELP IT DON'T YELL AT ME
If you're looking for Mattress Megaverse, just go south on the highway until you see a model of the solar system made out of mattresses.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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