Everyone open your books to Nugs chapter 4, verse 20. Today we'll be reading about the cRuNkOcAlYpSe.
The only thing I know of my grandpa ever writing was a mean letter to ABC for cancelling MacGyver.
Hee hee, someone named "Sine" is bad at math.
I CAN'T HELP IT DON'T YELL AT ME
If you're looking for Mattress Megaverse, just go south on the highway until you see a model of the solar system made out of mattresses.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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