Everyone open your books to Nugs chapter 4, verse 20. Today we'll be reading about the cRuNkOcAlYpSe.
The only thing I know of my grandpa ever writing was a mean letter to ABC for cancelling MacGyver.
Hee hee, someone named "Sine" is bad at math.
I CAN'T HELP IT DON'T YELL AT ME
If you're looking for Mattress Megaverse, just go south on the highway until you see a model of the solar system made out of mattresses.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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