Everyone open your books to Nugs chapter 4, verse 20. Today we'll be reading about the cRuNkOcAlYpSe.
The only thing I know of my grandpa ever writing was a mean letter to ABC for cancelling MacGyver.
Hee hee, someone named "Sine" is bad at math.
I CAN'T HELP IT DON'T YELL AT ME
If you're looking for Mattress Megaverse, just go south on the highway until you see a model of the solar system made out of mattresses.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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