Everyone open your books to Nugs chapter 4, verse 20. Today we'll be reading about the cRuNkOcAlYpSe.

The only thing I know of my grandpa ever writing was a mean letter to ABC for cancelling MacGyver.

Paskiewicz

Hee hee, someone named "Sine" is bad at math.

I CAN'T HELP IT DON'T YELL AT ME

If you're looking for Mattress Megaverse, just go south on the highway until you see a model of the solar system made out of mattresses.

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