Everyone open your books to Nugs chapter 4, verse 20. Today we'll be reading about the cRuNkOcAlYpSe.
The only thing I know of my grandpa ever writing was a mean letter to ABC for cancelling MacGyver.
Hee hee, someone named "Sine" is bad at math.
I CAN'T HELP IT DON'T YELL AT ME
If you're looking for Mattress Megaverse, just go south on the highway until you see a model of the solar system made out of mattresses.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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