If a girl runs me over with her car, does that mean she likes me?
Don't give up until you are so ripped you can barely walk.
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I put onion rings on my penis and rub ketchup into my chest.
What's not to like about smelling like a dumpster filled with rotting cabbage?
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There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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