If a girl runs me over with her car, does that mean she likes me?
Don't give up until you are so ripped you can barely walk.
There's nothing like a little RATT to spice up a romantic moment.
Well I'm sure it's not as bad as you think
I put onion rings on my penis and rub ketchup into my chest.
What's not to like about smelling like a dumpster filled with rotting cabbage?
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People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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