If a girl runs me over with her car, does that mean she likes me?

Don't give up until you are so ripped you can barely walk.

There's nothing like a little RATT to spice up a romantic moment.

Well I'm sure it's not as bad as you think

Oh

I put onion rings on my penis and rub ketchup into my chest.

What's not to like about smelling like a dumpster filled with rotting cabbage?

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