Sorry 99.9 percent of internet users everywhere, your picture does not belong on the internet!
I'm still not noticing.
Removing a couple hundred images from your sig is the first step to success.
One time I was blocked and I farted and ate a whole chicken.
WOLVES MAKE ME SEXUALLY AROUSED.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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