Necro Hip Hop

This is one straight up thug forum. Better check yo'self or you might get an Internet cap in yo ass. The forum has boobs in the background so if your boss sees you on this forum he might tar and feather you!

There's something not right about this picture but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Break out the aluminum foil.

So how can I get involved? I've been thinking of getting back into gangbanging.

Yo nigz, check out these phat cookiez.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.

Come on Ernie Dingo, you know better than that!

Get off cocaine.

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