Poor guy.

I AM TOO POOR TO AFFORD A SIX YEAR OLD GAME. PLEASE HELP ME.

It couldn't have just been some scenery on an ugly looking map so it must be true!

Hey guys help me enter this cd-key I stole from some guy so I can be unbanned for being a cheating faggot.

This is a great and well-thought out idea!

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