Over at The Daemon Forum, a whole slew of sexually confused and prepubescent people are taking a movie called The Golden Compass a little too seriously. You see, in The Golden Compass, there are these little animal demon things called Daemons. I guess they're supposed to represent your inner self or spirit or some silly shit. Well, these people, they believe that these creatures follow them around and give them sage advice and make them feel better and all kinds of goodies. Let's take a look.
Imaginary demons say the sweetest things.
Stop with the drugs, man.
Hahaha, that IS funny.
"My Character" goes beyond the traditional act of speaking in third person.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.