Over at The Daemon Forum, a whole slew of sexually confused and prepubescent people are taking a movie called The Golden Compass a little too seriously. You see, in The Golden Compass, there are these little animal demon things called Daemons. I guess they're supposed to represent your inner self or spirit or some silly shit. Well, these people, they believe that these creatures follow them around and give them sage advice and make them feel better and all kinds of goodies. Let's take a look.

Imaginary demons say the sweetest things.


Stop with the drugs, man.


Hahaha, that IS funny.


"My Character" goes beyond the traditional act of speaking in third person.


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