This week's two forums are kind of interesting because they both seemed to be aware that they could be Weekend Web material long before we'd ever heard of them. I've never noticed that before. It's kind of neat that they know they're that loony, and that they know that we'd think they were, too. Makes you feel good inside in a way, like they trust our judgement or something.

Digimon Do Exist

Oh, I just had the most wonderful dream! You were there! And you! And Digimons were there! And Uncle Bryon's leg was back and he was dancing! Oh, how lovely a dream it was!

There's a universe somewhere where "Overlord Mordax" is a dumpy nerd. See if you can find it!

How come nobody ever believes Sanford and Son was real and that they spent previous lives cracking wise at Lamont's expense? Was it the laugh track?

I'm just going to put out one word for this post and you can interpret it however you feel like: UNHEALTHY

Arianna, are you feeling okay? I just ask because today you seem kinda, well, fuckin' loony.

The truth is out there (probably in books someplace, not necesarily here.)

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