Luff, guff, what's the difference?



Listening to girls talk about who they are and are not friends with anymore is one of the most boring things in the world.



Now this story is going somewhere!



Damn, what a sig.



Don't let the posting get below 50 posts per hour or the forum will explode!



Your wish is my command.



I can't make any decisions in my life without the help of the Internet! She might as well be a goon.



You may laugh at this girl but if this happened to your World of WarCraft character you'd cry too!

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