Imagine that you are a dragon for a moment. Now imagine that you are devouring another dragon with your anus. If you've got a massive erection right now, you're probably into some crazy shit called voreaphilia. Don't worry though, the folks over at Dragon Spot will gladly let you in to their naughty circle of cannibalistic love.

No, it means that you're still disgusting.


I'm sorry but I don't just eat anyone with my asshole without getting to know them first.


No, please don't.


Hm, I'm kind of surprised that coast to coast didn't place higher.


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