Fucking bitch I'm GLAD she died.
They obviously care for your beautiful smile.
Gentle and slow... gentle and slow.
Of course not... wait, what was the question?
Been a virgin all my life because of this shit.
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.
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