Paging Annie Wilkes.
Bribe him into fighting another bum you jackass. That's what they're there for.
The problem is that you're not drinking a glass of milk a day mister!
Shave it again!
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And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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