Oh, if that Elmo doll could talk. He could tell you the length and girth of every football player's penis at that school.

Just go buy a new one?

YOU ARE GROWN FUCKING ADULTS. JESUS!

FINALLY!!! THANK YOU!!!

Hurry up and load already!

This thread is giving me a boner.

It's always something with Barbaroo52.

If I called my mom Oscar Grooch she would beat me with a whiskey bottle.

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