Oh, if that Elmo doll could talk. He could tell you the length and girth of every football player's penis at that school.
Just go buy a new one?
YOU ARE GROWN FUCKING ADULTS. JESUS!
FINALLY!!! THANK YOU!!!
Hurry up and load already!
This thread is giving me a boner.
It's always something with Barbaroo52.
If I called my mom Oscar Grooch she would beat me with a whiskey bottle.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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