Oh, if that Elmo doll could talk. He could tell you the length and girth of every football player's penis at that school.
Just go buy a new one?
YOU ARE GROWN FUCKING ADULTS. JESUS!
FINALLY!!! THANK YOU!!!
Hurry up and load already!
This thread is giving me a boner.
It's always something with Barbaroo52.
If I called my mom Oscar Grooch she would beat me with a whiskey bottle.
This is not my jury summons!
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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