Oh, if that Elmo doll could talk. He could tell you the length and girth of every football player's penis at that school.
Just go buy a new one?
YOU ARE GROWN FUCKING ADULTS. JESUS!
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This thread is giving me a boner.
It's always something with Barbaroo52.
If I called my mom Oscar Grooch she would beat me with a whiskey bottle.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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