Oh, if that Elmo doll could talk. He could tell you the length and girth of every football player's penis at that school.
Just go buy a new one?
YOU ARE GROWN FUCKING ADULTS. JESUS!
FINALLY!!! THANK YOU!!!
Hurry up and load already!
This thread is giving me a boner.
It's always something with Barbaroo52.
If I called my mom Oscar Grooch she would beat me with a whiskey bottle.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.