firstname.lastname@example.org needs your help to get his mom in the sack. Email him your helpful suggestions.
This is what happens when you grow up in a strict family. You end up wanting to drug your sister and rape her.
Hahahaha the fake stories are pretty funny.
WHY DON'T THESE PEOPLE USE PERIODS. CHRIST ALMIGHTY!
There's nothing innocent or sensual about this shit.
Ten bucks says this chick is humongous.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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