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This is what happens when you grow up in a strict family. You end up wanting to drug your sister and rape her.
Hahahaha the fake stories are pretty funny.
WHY DON'T THESE PEOPLE USE PERIODS. CHRIST ALMIGHTY!
There's nothing innocent or sensual about this shit.
Ten bucks says this chick is humongous.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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