Eunuch Archive is the go-to forum for all things castration. Does the mere thought of castration make your balls ache? It does for me. I'm fucking dying over here man. Look at what you people have done to me. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

This fucking thing is all over the place!


Oh... you literally mean shoestring budget. Delightful!


Castration is the least of your problems.


Stewie69 is attractive to no one.


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