In many ways, Princess Leia was more wise than Yoda. Controversial, I know, but true.
Uh, didn't you hear, America is more like a salad than a melting pot now. The way I see it, America is more like a Baconator.
Oh Tim Allen, rambling on Facebook yet again?
The Internet was created to foster communication and new ideas. At least that's what it was meant to do...
MOM I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD. I NEED IT FOR AOL. JUST GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH.
I still liked Crocodile Dundee no matter how much of a jerk this kid is.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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