In many ways, Princess Leia was more wise than Yoda. Controversial, I know, but true.


Uh, didn't you hear, America is more like a salad than a melting pot now. The way I see it, America is more like a Baconator.


Oh Tim Allen, rambling on Facebook yet again?


The Internet was created to foster communication and new ideas. At least that's what it was meant to do...


MOM I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD. I NEED IT FOR AOL. JUST GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH.


I still liked Crocodile Dundee no matter how much of a jerk this kid is.


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