In many ways, Princess Leia was more wise than Yoda. Controversial, I know, but true.
Uh, didn't you hear, America is more like a salad than a melting pot now. The way I see it, America is more like a Baconator.
Oh Tim Allen, rambling on Facebook yet again?
The Internet was created to foster communication and new ideas. At least that's what it was meant to do...
MOM I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD. I NEED IT FOR AOL. JUST GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH.
I still liked Crocodile Dundee no matter how much of a jerk this kid is.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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