HELLO EVERYONE IM NEW HERE FIRST POST FORUM VIRGINITY TEE HEE!
I'm going to smash my testicles with a brick if you don't mind.
Ma' thar be a doin's a transpirin'!
Makes sense to me. If I were a fucking MORON.
Further proof that dead horses are quite resilient creatures.
KING COMEDY STRIKES AGAIN.
HEY LOOK I PHOTOSHOPPED SOMETHING ONTO A PICTURE OF MARS THAT DOESN'T REALLY EXIST ON MARS! WOAH INCREDIBLE!!!
I must extend a quintuplet of manbabies to my good friends at Fark for this hillarious image. 5 to you good sirs!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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