HELLO EVERYONE IM NEW HERE FIRST POST FORUM VIRGINITY TEE HEE!

I'm going to smash my testicles with a brick if you don't mind.

Ma' thar be a doin's a transpirin'!

Makes sense to me. If I were a fucking MORON.

Further proof that dead horses are quite resilient creatures.

KING COMEDY STRIKES AGAIN.

HEY LOOK I PHOTOSHOPPED SOMETHING ONTO A PICTURE OF MARS THAT DOESN'T REALLY EXIST ON MARS! WOAH INCREDIBLE!!!

I must extend a quintuplet of manbabies to my good friends at Fark for this hillarious image. 5 to you good sirs!

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