HELLO EVERYONE IM NEW HERE FIRST POST FORUM VIRGINITY TEE HEE!
I'm going to smash my testicles with a brick if you don't mind.
Ma' thar be a doin's a transpirin'!
Makes sense to me. If I were a fucking MORON.
Further proof that dead horses are quite resilient creatures.
KING COMEDY STRIKES AGAIN.
HEY LOOK I PHOTOSHOPPED SOMETHING ONTO A PICTURE OF MARS THAT DOESN'T REALLY EXIST ON MARS! WOAH INCREDIBLE!!!
I must extend a quintuplet of manbabies to my good friends at Fark for this hillarious image. 5 to you good sirs!
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