Fembot Central

What can I say about Fembot Central that hasn't been said by the New York Times, the Washington Post, and the Wall Street Journal? A few things actually. BREATHTAKING. A TOUR DE FORCE. AMAZING SPECIAL EFFECTS. I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT. Oh wait that was the movie Big Mama's Family. Oh well, here's some shit.

One thing I like to do is glue tinfoil to my girlfriend while she's sleeping and stick antennae in her ears. I'm joking of course. But I think if I really did like to do that I wouldn't have a girlfriend. "doctor_robo" knows this all too well.

I am furious that Vickie the Robot did not make it in the list. I am going to write an angry letter to my congressman!

If people put half the effort into their job, family, and friends that they put into female sex robot fantasies it would mean a better world for all of us.

It's like The Flintstones meet the Jetsons except a lot creepier and disgusting.

Is Ad Police some kind of cop drama about the advertising industry? Don't be scared of advertisers that promise what they can't deliver because the AD POLICE is on the job!

I do!

It's strange. You could be living your everyday life and you never know what the bastard next to you is jerking off to at home. Think about it, your best friend just might jerk off to female robot porn and he's coming for you next!

That's amazing. Simply breathtaking.

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