Fart on that leaf! Now this piece of grass! Yes! Now fart on this watermelon! Aughhhhhh.
Well I guess it makes sense if you think about it.
Nope, you're all alone shitface.
No bro, I can't spill the beans. I'd totally get ousted from my sweetass skateboard crew full of dipshits and girls that publicly fart.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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