Oh, Brian. Never change.
I'm sure a guy will eventually discover the beautiful person inside, just as soon as a fisherman accidentally catches her and slices open her enormous gut.
All the fashion advice in the world couldn't save "Frances".
OKAY BRIAN WE GET IT
Dear Grandma, something bad happened.
Jonas, is that you?
This isn't about harassment. It's about ethics in cat journalism.
Can you please give Golgura a trophy? How about Tallest Monster? I speak not for Golgura now. He is stepping on us villagers out of anger. In his wisdom he has flattened my son.
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