Oh, Brian. Never change.
I'm sure a guy will eventually discover the beautiful person inside, just as soon as a fisherman accidentally catches her and slices open her enormous gut.
All the fashion advice in the world couldn't save "Frances".
OKAY BRIAN WE GET IT
Dear Grandma, something bad happened.
Jonas, is that you?
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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