Oh, Brian. Never change.
I'm sure a guy will eventually discover the beautiful person inside, just as soon as a fisherman accidentally catches her and slices open her enormous gut.
All the fashion advice in the world couldn't save "Frances".
OKAY BRIAN WE GET IT
Dear Grandma, something bad happened.
Jonas, is that you?
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
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