McDonald's failed to satisfy this man's refined palate.
Only a free toy and the kind words of a hobo could mitigate this fast-food nightmare.
I think to insult foreigners you need to speak your country's language better than they do.
Coke causes autism.
THEY FORGOT MY FRIES AND WANTED TO JUST SEE WHAT THEY COULD DO
You can't swear at managers? Sorry, I forgot this was NAZI GERMANY!
Alex S. is a picky eater.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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