McDonald's failed to satisfy this man's refined palate.
Only a free toy and the kind words of a hobo could mitigate this fast-food nightmare.
I think to insult foreigners you need to speak your country's language better than they do.
Coke causes autism.
THEY FORGOT MY FRIES AND WANTED TO JUST SEE WHAT THEY COULD DO
You can't swear at managers? Sorry, I forgot this was NAZI GERMANY!
Alex S. is a picky eater.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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