McDonald's failed to satisfy this man's refined palate.

Only a free toy and the kind words of a hobo could mitigate this fast-food nightmare.

I think to insult foreigners you need to speak your country's language better than they do.

Coke causes autism.

THEY FORGOT MY FRIES AND WANTED TO JUST SEE WHAT THEY COULD DO

You can't swear at managers? Sorry, I forgot this was NAZI GERMANY!

Alex S. is a picky eater.

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