McDonald's failed to satisfy this man's refined palate.
Only a free toy and the kind words of a hobo could mitigate this fast-food nightmare.
I think to insult foreigners you need to speak your country's language better than they do.
Coke causes autism.
THEY FORGOT MY FRIES AND WANTED TO JUST SEE WHAT THEY COULD DO
You can't swear at managers? Sorry, I forgot this was NAZI GERMANY!
Alex S. is a picky eater.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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