McDonald's failed to satisfy this man's refined palate.
Only a free toy and the kind words of a hobo could mitigate this fast-food nightmare.
I think to insult foreigners you need to speak your country's language better than they do.
Coke causes autism.
THEY FORGOT MY FRIES AND WANTED TO JUST SEE WHAT THEY COULD DO
You can't swear at managers? Sorry, I forgot this was NAZI GERMANY!
Alex S. is a picky eater.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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