Greetings! This week we've got a double whammy for your sensory receptors (eyeballs) and your thought processing data stream inhibitors (brain, I guess). First up is the fabulous Fat Forums, home to DOZENS of beautiful, enormous, not beautiful women that want you to shower them with the good type of attention they need, not the bad type they get when they're out in public. On deck is Cyperpunk Review which I haven't entirely figured out yet, but I think it's a forum where people think they're machines or living in The Matrix or something. I honestly have no idea.
Well the first step is admitting that you have a problem so I commend you as far as that goes.
Think about your family, man!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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