Greetings! This week we've got a double whammy for your sensory receptors (eyeballs) and your thought processing data stream inhibitors (brain, I guess). First up is the fabulous Fat Forums, home to DOZENS of beautiful, enormous, not beautiful women that want you to shower them with the good type of attention they need, not the bad type they get when they're out in public. On deck is Cyperpunk Review which I haven't entirely figured out yet, but I think it's a forum where people think they're machines or living in The Matrix or something. I honestly have no idea.

Well the first step is admitting that you have a problem so I commend you as far as that goes.


Hahaha indeed.


Think about your family, man!


Not Constantinople.

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