The Secret Society of Forklift Operators (SSFO) is based upon the teachings of Forkulus, the ancient god of materials handling, who is said to have used his femurs to build the first fork.
I would have figured it was the forklift jousting that was doing it.
Get the hell off this forum and take your ignorance of forklifts and forklift-related issues with you!
Sorry I ever doubted you, Doug.
"Gordo" hasn't been the same since the Great Tip Over of '98.
You will ride on forever in our hearts and minds, Dale Earnhardt.
Woah, let's keep this civilized, there are forklift trainees present.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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