FORKLIFTACTION

The Secret Society of Forklift Operators (SSFO) is based upon the teachings of Forkulus, the ancient god of materials handling, who is said to have used his femurs to build the first fork.

I would have figured it was the forklift jousting that was doing it.

Get the hell off this forum and take your ignorance of forklifts and forklift-related issues with you!

Sorry I ever doubted you, Doug.

"Gordo" hasn't been the same since the Great Tip Over of '98.

You will ride on forever in our hearts and minds, Dale Earnhardt.

Woah, let's keep this civilized, there are forklift trainees present.

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